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6-30-2001

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This world sucks...he says this with such high knowlege of the world. I mean, come on, whats more important than computers and radio, and MY FUCKING ARTWORK!!!

How about everything. The world does not revolve around the last arch raindeer in the snow (don't try to figure that out..I don't even know what the fuck it means).
A good point is made in saying that the current generation of young teens are unappreciative. News flash jeff, my boy. IT IS TRUE.

Your rant proves the previously obvious. teens today think that the world is there toy, and if they can have it, when they want it, how they want it, than they have a bad deal in life. If they can't have a new computer, than life sucks. Not that, "hey, look, I at least HAVE A FUCKING COMPUTER". And if music isn't what they want it to be they piss there pants. The problem isn't the shitty music thats out there. Its so MUCH DIFFERENT music that is out there. And do you know why? its because todays teenage market wants it all. They can't be happy with one style. So the musical talent pool of writters/performers gets stretched so thin, that you could make crepes' out of it.

Its shitty because there is too much.

Next Item, in no specific order. Ezboard, and all things E. I hear it so much now a day. "Wahh wahh wahh! my internet connections to slow. WAHH WAHH WAHH! This site isn't working...momy, daddy, buy me a new one!!!".

Furthermore, Im tired of hearing, "Aww....there actually going to make me PAY for internet service!!!"

one answer. YES!!! What the hell...thats like complaining you have to pay for the house you own, or the woman you have sex with...not...saying I've ever paid for a lady of the night's services.

look. If you want something, PAY FOR IT! its the way this world goes.
And just because a service is free, doesn't mean shit. Genital warts are also free, and come with a gaurentee.

And also, what about these chain letters...they...there....
nah...your right, they can suck my balls.

But Mr. Poet genius...you wana here about some things that suck?

1) Starvation Sucks

Do you know that there are millions of children eating cow-shit and dirt, just so that they can live another day, in there stinky, hell-ridden flop heap. And while your all at home complaining about how your mom didn't buy you the right damn cereal, these 6 year old children are trying to cry, but can't because there bodies are so weak, that if they did, there bones would shatter.

But worse than this...while there all starving to death, dying for horrible, easily curable diseases, YOUR at home bitching that your computer isn't good enough, that you have to pay for inet, or that britny spears boobs are too fake for your pre-pubesint wiles.

2) Drug addiction sucks

In this world that you live in, you complain that you have to pay for internet access, while some 20 something young lady, is being raped by a methed up asshole. This all because she wasn't able to bring him enough money for her "shit". So she gets her face torn, unrecognizable, by his dirty grimestuck hands.

Or there's some poor asshole in Seatle who is so addicted to heroin, he actually injects it with embalming fluid, so he can afford it for cheaper, and get an effect. Some shmuch who sells his ass on the street to any bloke, just so he can buy some blow.

Or a 13 year old runaway, being coaxed by a porn company, by addicting her to heroin, pcp and meth, and forcing her to fuck every sick slickhole midget raper who might want to make a movie, while she's being yelled at over her screams of confusion, "your gona be a star baby!"

3)Aids Sucks

A disease that is spread through sex and drugs. Something that people are taught to want and seek after. About as addictive as ezboard, huh? Yet when you play with ezboard, and talk to someone, you don't have a 50/50 chance of contracting a disease that will eat your body from the inside out.

Now the biggest sexual fear is death. In the 50's, it was rug-burn.

4) Snotty spoiled rich kids suck

Complaining about how there tea isn't warm enough, or that daddy isn't home enough. You know what your parents complained about when they were your age? That the house wasn't warm enough to keep there fingers from freezing off, and that there daddy beats them too hard and too often, with objects sometimes if there lucky, but usally fists. They complained about that...but only under there breath.

This while you sit at home with your expensive shit...it don't mean nothing. I couldn't give two tugs of a dead dogs cock what your mommy or daddy makes. Wait till you get out there, dumb shits....

But only worse...

5) Snotty spoild POOR kids suck

cry about not having enough money. Look at your friends, and neighbors, who have as much or less, and are at least doing something to make it better. Fighting for a better life. But no. You sit on your ass with your thumb in your mouth waiting for someone to take pity on you.

I shat on you.

All this sure seems like a big deal...but I wonder how it compairs to computer access and music.

So do me a favor. If you want to complain, do it to yourself, or at least give me some fucking context to do it in...

if not, then bend over, grab the silver spoon, and yank it out your ass.

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